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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-22-2018, 05:33 PM Thread Starter
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The last kiss.

This is such a touching story,
I thought you would enjoy it.

The Last Kiss

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers
were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl
about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper
who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby...whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't
want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked...
“Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...
Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing
and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss 
followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big  thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss  I have ever had, Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.

Why the **** are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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