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Irish divorce.

IRISH DIVORCE

THE MOTHER-IN-LAW ARRIVES HOME FROM SHOPPING TO FIND HER SON-IN-LAW, PADDY IN A STEAMING RAGE AND HURRIEDLY PACKING HIS SUITCASE.

“WHAT HAPPENED PADDY?” SHE ASKS ANXIOUSLY.

“WHAT HAPPENED? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!

I SENT AN EMAIL TO ME WIFE TELLING HER I WAS COMING HOME TODAY, FROM MY FISHING TRIP.

I GET HOME... AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND? YOUR DAUGHTER, MY WIFE, JEAN, NAKED WITH JOE MURPHY IN OUR MARITAL BED! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE!

THE END OF OUR MARRIAGE. I'M DONE. I'M LEAVING FOREVER!”

“AH NOW, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN PADDY!” SAYS HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW.
“THERE IS SOMETHING VERY ODD GOING ON HERE.

JEAN WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!

THERE MUST BE A SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I'LL GO SPEAK TO HER IMMEDIATELY
AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.”

MOMENTS LATER, THE MOTHER-IN-LAW COMES BACK WITH A BIG SMILE.

“PADDY, THERE, I TOLD YOU IT MUST BE A SIMPLE EXPLANATION…



SHE NEVER GOT YOUR EMAIL!”

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