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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-02-2019, 12:52 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Another blond joke.

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

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Chico - my morning started well will loud laughter! I then offered to tell my wife the joke - bad idea......
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I also omitted telling my wife.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-02-2019, 10:45 AM
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Hi Chico,

That was not what I was expecting, very funny indeed..

I will tell my wife that one, mind you she is Italian/American with lots of curly dark hair, so I think I'm safe..

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